Pets, Peeves and other things to have fun!
One day a mother asked her son, “What did you learn in school today?”
“How to write,” he replied.
She then asked, “What did you write?”
He said, “I don’t know, they didn’t teach us how to read yet.”
A father who was trying to read a magazine was being bothered by his little daughter, Jane. So, he took a sheet out of his magazine, where the map of the world was printed. He tore it into small pieces, gave it to Jane, and said, "Go into the other room and try to put this together."
In a few minutes, Jane came back and gave him the map correctly fixed together. The father was very surprised and asked how she had finished so fast.
"Oh", she said, "on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus.