Pets, Peeves and other things to have fun!
A Catechism teacher asked her children, as they were on their way to Mass, "Why is it important to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
One day, I saw two little girls crying a lot on a bench in the park. Thinking they might be hurt, I went over and asked them. "Are you all right?"
Still crying, one girl showed me her doll and said, "My baby's arm came off." I took the doll from the girl and soon fixed her arm. "Thank you." came a whisper.
Next, I asked her friend, "and what's the matter with you, young lady?" She wiped her cheeks and said, "I was helping her cry."