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    Jokes

    Stories and Jokes to tickle your funny bone

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Jokes
The Catechism teacher asked Kim, "Do you say your prayers before eating?" "No" she replied, "I don't have to. My Mum is a good cook!"
A little boy opened the family Bible, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at an old leaf from a tree that had been…
A little boy went up to his mother one day while holding his stomach and said, "Mum, my stomach hurts." His mother replied, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!" Later that day when the Priest…
A father who was trying to read a magazine was being bothered by his little daughter, Jane. So, he took a sheet out of his magazine, where the map of the world was printed. He tore it into small pieces,…
One day, I saw two little girls crying a lot on a bench in the park. Thinking they might be hurt, I went over and asked them. "Are you all right?" Still crying, one girl showed me her doll and…
A 4-year-old boy was asked to say thanks before Christmas dinner. He began his prayer thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his…
One day a mother asked her son, “What did you learn in school today?” “How to write,” he replied. She then asked, “What did you write?” He said, “I don’t know, they didn’t teach us how to read yet.”
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
Eight-year-old Simone and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?"…
A Catechism teacher asked her children, as they were on their way to Mass, "Why is it important to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
A mother had been teaching her three-year old daughter to say the Lord's Prayer at bedtime. She would repeat after her mother. Finally, she decided to say it alone. Her mother listened with pride as she carefully pronounced each word,…
A nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling sick. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?" "No" her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out through the…
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