Pets, Peeves and other things to have fun!
A nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling sick. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?"
"No" her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out through the front door to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."
In two minutes the little girl came back to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes" the girl replied.
"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so fast?"
"I didn't have to go out
A 4-year-old boy was asked to say thanks before Christmas dinner. He began his prayer thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the fruit salad, the pies and all the cool cakes.
Then he paused, and everyone waited -- and waited. After a long silence, the boy looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that