Pets, Peeves and other things to have fun!
A Catechism teacher asked her children, as they were on their way to Mass, "Why is it important to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
A nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling sick. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?"
"No" her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out through the front door to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."
In two minutes the little girl came back to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes" the girl replied.
"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so fast?"
"I didn't have to go out