Pets, Peeves and other things to have fun!
A mother had been teaching her three-year old daughter to say the Lord's Prayer at bedtime. She would repeat after her mother. Finally, she decided to say it alone. Her mother listened with pride as she carefully pronounced each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail. Amen."Read More
A nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling sick. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?"
"No" her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out through the front door to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."
In two minutes the little girl came back to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes" the girl replied.
"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so fast?"
"I didn't have to go out